The Alien Anal Agenda
Ever since I’ve “woken up,” I sometimes wonder what other people, in particular, those who knew me while I was walking around with my eyes wide shut, think about me. Not that I am overly concerned, because part of my waking up process, involves trying to suppress one’s ego from dictating how/who one is. Still, I can’t say, that I’m not curious what is said about me when I leave the room.
Well, I finally got to hear it first hand. We had several people over at the house the days following my Stepdad’s passing. One Sunday, I had wandered in and sat quietly in front of the television getting caught up on the football scores. A conversation was taking place in the dining room. Some guy was complaining about how many traffic tickets he had received, even going so far as to kid the police were probably in a conspiracy against him.
And then, my treat came. One of the girls at the table, likely under the impression I was still outside, replied, “Ooh! You don’t wanna say that word when [yours truly] is in the room. Cause, he’ll be like … STEAK?”
Hm. So, that’s how they see me?
Anyway, it wasn’t something I didn’t suspect already. I know that those who still believe the mainstream media or mainstream history books, probably find some of my theories outlandish, if not, outright insane. And that doesn’t bother me, because I, also consider the mainstream lies most people consider their reality quite comical. Moving on…
I go outside for a smoke, and am soon joined by a few people, including the young woman I mentioned earlier. Our conversation, went like this:
“So. You think I’m a little loony, huh?”
“Uh, no. No, not at all. It’s just that. It’s just that, well, some of the stuff you believe is like crazy.”
Now, this girl and I have never had a conversation about my beliefs, so I press the issue. “Really? Like what is that I believe that’s crazy?”
“Well, for example, you think we never went to the moon.”
“Did I ever say that to you? Who told you anything about what I believe about the moon?”
“Well, do you? Do you think we never went to the moon?”
“Well, now that you ask me, I actually think that we have been to the moon. But, I just don’t believe the Apollo moon landing was how. There are way too many issues with that mission that just don’t add up.”
“Well, what about Roswell?”
Ugh! Here we go again. Instead of asking about concrete things that are verifiable, indisputable and relevant to one’s well being (i.e., things like fluoridation, vaccines, state sponsored terrorism, the federal reserve scam), everyone wants to know about Aliens. The X-files worked it’s magic all too well. The Alien Agenda!
“What about Roswell?”
“Do you think there were Aliens at Roswell. And that they like recovered bodies there and hid them at Area 51?”
“Actually, no. I think whatever crashed at Roswell was probably an earth-based craft.”
“Hm. Well, what about like Alien abductions? You know. Like when Aliens kidnap people and take them into their ships and like probe their buttholes?”
She’s crossed the line now. She’s being facetious.
“Honestly, I don’t think anyone could ever really know anything about that unless it had happened to them.”
“Why? Has it happened to you?”
“Ugh, no…” Time to turn the tables. “Has it happened to you?”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. Of course I’m sure.”
“I’m not necessarily talking about Aliens.”
“Look, you’re hot and what, 21 years old now? I’m having a hard time believing no one’s tried to get a finger back in there yet.”
And, that was it. She turned bright red. She shut up.
I know. I know. It was probably a little mean-spirited. And, I guess I’ve still got a little ways to go in the ego-suppression arena. But, I am so tired of this Alien Agenda.
A Few Other Arbitrary Celtic Rebel Posts on Related or Similar Subject Matter
|Aug 2007: Get Out Your Bananas||Oct 2007: Who Owns Our Ass?|
|Jan 2008: Sen Byrd & San Bees||Nov 2007: Toys for Future Tots|
Note 1: I’m not discounting the existence of aliens. Any logical mind would conclude there must be several alien species out there. There is visual evidence of ancient visitation, and possibly of past civilizations on Mars as well. Almost all of the holy books and mythologies refer to some type of contact. Do they visit us now? Quite possibly, but I have never seen anything of the sort.
Note 2: More likely than not, a good number of the reports and sightings, along with propagandized movies (Independence Day, Mars Attacks, Cloverfield, etc.), server some ulterior earth-based agenda to frighten/control us.
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~ by celticrebel on February 1, 2008.
Posted in Notes (GI)
Tags: alien agenda, aliens, anal probes, anal sex, Area 51, cloverfield, conspiracy, humanity, humor, idiots, mAss media, moon landing, project bluebeam, roswell, social engineering, tin foil hat, X-Files